December 6, 2011

October 2, 2011

International Acrobat, Jiri Schelinger!

Czechoslovakian singer Jiri Schelinger performs Black Sabbath's "A National Acrobat"






Google Translate: "In 1977 together recorded another studio album Hrrr them ... in which there were fears of intervention censorship, this is the first hard rock album in the Czech Republic. In the 70 years between the supporters of George discovers Schelingra rumor that the British band Black Sabbath singer considers the involvement of Czech as a replacement for Ozzy Osbourne , at that time a revolutionary message. then went on a concert tour to Russia. In Poland support slot the English band Smokie. Two years later he released the LP album, like us, then began preparing a new album, Earthquake, but that was due to his premature death is completed." - Link at cs.wikipedia.org












September 4, 2011

There is NO CURE for the Heavy Metal Fever, Posers!


LASAGNANOMICON

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The World's WORST Record Store Owners

Motörhead Porcelain Travel Mug - "Something for The Road Crew! Motörhead Porcelain Travel Mug holds 16oz of your hot or cold beverage! Microwave and Dishwasher safe with a silicone lid and stopper. This mug can also withstand temperatures up to 400 degrees Fahrenheit!" Price: $24.99 (!!!!!!!)

YouTube - Saturnalia Temple @ Klubb Valross - Sundbyberg - Aug 28, 2010

Saturnalia Temple: Interview with Tommie Eriksson - February 6, 2010

Jean Delville - Parsifal 1890 & Hawkwind - Space Ritual 1973 Artwork on Flickr

Lemmy's Original Bass Rebuild - Lemmy Nerdfest!

10 Reasons Metalheads and Hippies are the Same

Lil Wayne vs. Black Sabbath - Cringe-worthy "Mash-Up"

Black Sabbath Coffin Cake

Black Sabbath Motorcycle Club (Founded 1974)







August 8, 2011

Metal at the Movies: The Riverbottom Nightmare Band, AKA "The Nightmare"




The Riverbottom Nightmare Band, also known as "The Nightmare," is the last-minute addition to the talent show in Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas.

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band's repertoire includes the self-referential "Riverbottom Nightmare Band".

When not performing on stage, the band members enjoy breaking traffic laws, riding their snowmobiles, and destroying merchandise.

From : Riverbottom Nightmare Band on MuppetWiki

The band members include:

Chuck Stoat on keyboards (performed by Frank Oz)
Chuck is the stoat gang leader of the Riverbottom Gang and is the keyboard player. He often says he's hungry to scare his friends into doing whatever he wants them to do. He is a very intimidating character and everyone is afraid of him.


Pop-eyed Catfish (performed by Dave Goelz)
Pop-eyed Catfish does backing vocals for the band and swims about in his tank supplying visual accompaniment not unlike a go-go dancer. He often backs up his cohorts' ill-tempered antics by spitting water in someone's face.


Stanley Weasel on guitar (performed by Jerry Nelson)
Stanley Weasel is the guitar player and singer for the Riverbottom Nightmare Band.


Fred Lizard on drums (performed by Richard Hunt)
Fred Lizard plays the drums in the Riverbottom Nightmare Band.


Howard Snake on bass (performed by Jim Henson)
Howard Snake is the bass player of the Riverbottom Nightmare Band.




Lyrics to "River Bottom Nightmare Band" by The River Bottom Nightmare Band

We take what we want
We do anything that we wish
We got no respect
For animal birdy or fish


The grass does not grow
On the places where we stop and stand
River Bottom Nightmare Band


We know we're a mess
But I does not like to be clean
We don't brush our teeth
'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean


We don't wish to learn
But we hate what we don't understand
River Bottom


When you see us comin'
You better startin' runnin'
We're always startin' trouble
And we're happiest when things are outta hand


Rivers are for boilin'
Parties are for spoilin'
We either like to sit and pout
Or else go out and terrorize our land
River Bottom Nightmare Band


We laugh in your face
Or we practice our growl and our sneer
We break up your place
We are dangerous when we are near


And when we are done with our song
Who will get the biggest hand?
Who?
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Riverbottom Nightmare Band - The Riverbottom Nightmare Band (MP3)

August 2, 2011

Metal Links of Iron, Steel, Sweat, and Sinew!






Heavy Metal Gremlin - Full Color + Ink, by Johnny Ryan - $300.00

The Old Bridge Metal Militia on Facebook!

Film: Heavy Metal Parking Lot Alumni: Where Are They Now?

American has the world's Best Beard!

Motörhead "USA" T-Shirt - "Something for the Yanks! To quote lyrics from long ago: “America, hot as hell, hysterical, cast your spell!” Made by Hanes Comfort Soft of 100% cotton. Available in sizes S-3XL. Price: $24.99"

A Blaze in a Northern Town - "From the thunderous, doomy lament of the opening Ghostbusters riff, you’ll know. Oh you’ll know."

Long Songs List!

Celtic Frost's "UGH" Page on Facebook! - What? No love for "Ewww!" or "Hey, hey hey?"

YouTube -Slayer-Angel of Death - Radio Disney Version

YouTube - Meet Occvlta

June 25, 2011

June 13, 2011

April 30, 2011

April 7, 2011

I Botswana Be Somebody! Visit the African Heavy Metal Cult of Botswana

So amazing!

“Metal is given very extreme respect and great dignity in Botswana,” explains Mosaka. “A metal gig here is like a religious ritual among the metallers, they become very, very delighted or even crazy sometimes whenever there is an upcoming gig. They will spend weeks preparing their leather pants, boots and other metal attire – it’s like they are preparing for war! When the time to gig has arrived, they will make a straight line, move at the same pace, same step, quietly and gently marching to the gig. It’s like they are robots or their spirits are possessed by machines.



Dead Demon Rider!


Coffinfeeder!


Maximum!

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March 16, 2011

Heavy Metal Wyld Stylez 4 Spring 2011



Keepin' it Real!


Metal to the Fuckin' Bone!


This is useful to cover-up fashion tool for concealing those harsh heavy metal tattoos. Great for your "day job" interviews, and court appearances!


So good!


Who's the bad-ass now?


Dogs ♥ to thrash insane too!

Off the hook "must own" fashion accessory for 2011! You can't stop the headbang, poser!!!


"The Wizard" A great look for fans of Uriah Heep, Cirith Ungol, etc.