October 20, 2010

October 16, 2010

New Electric Wizard Release on All Saints Day 2010



Radio rip of Electric Wizard's new song "Venus in Furs"
from upcoming album "Black Masses"


Cute baby listening to Electric Wizard "Black Mass"

October 4, 2010

September 29, 2010

Ironic Mustache Rides by Billoney!





Ironic Mustache Rides by Billoney!

August 21, 2010

Extreme Japanese Punk Fanny Packs and Ass Accessories!





Check out all of them right here!

Les Humphries Singers - The Whitch & Paranoid (1971)


This made my weekend!!!

Les Humphries Singers, featureing members of Lucifer's Friend, and Uriah Heep.

August 7, 2010

July 15, 2010

June 24, 2010

Ye Olde Metal Days



Ye Olde Metal Days on Flickr

Killing Himself to Live: Scientists Study Ozzy's Freaky Survival




Elizabeth Scott, Sky News Online

"Scientists are to map Ozzy Osbourne's genetic code in a bid to find out how he is still alive after decades of drug and alcohol abuse... The former Black Sabbath frontman is only one of a few people in the world to have his full genome analysed.... Ozzy, 61, has lived a life that would presumably kill any ordinary person... Even the singer himself cannot understand how he has survived this long, recently describing himself as a medical miracle..."

May 25, 2010

High Tech Virtual Head Banging







"Headbang Hero is a music/dance videogame for testing and improving your headbanging prowess.

You are awarded points for your personal headbanging choreography... but you should be aware that your health is at risk! To stress this point Headbang Hero also analyses how hazardous your performance is. Using a wireless motion-sensing wig as game interface, anyone - regardless of how much hair they have - can become a Headbang Hero!

To know more about how to headbang Wikipedia has a fairly comprehensive article about headbanging, which you can access by clicking here.

A special wig is used as a game controller, feeding motion data to the game software. The game then analyses in real time how well is the player's headbanging following the rhythm of the music.

The game keeps track of two distinct aspects of the player's performance. The first is the player's (potentially heroic) sense of style and rhythm as he headbangs along to the music. The second is the amount of health damage the player is causing himself in the quest to become a hero. Opposingly to what happens in games where the player is in control of an avatar, in Headbang Hero what matters is the player's own health.

When the game ends the player receives a printed health report based on his performance analysis. Included in this report are tips on how to improve the performance and advice on how to avoid injuries."
... stolen from: http://www.headbanghero.com

Westboro Baptist Church to Stage Event at Dio's Funeral

Here is a glimpse of what it might look like.

May 4, 2010

I Want More Freesyle Metal Vo-kills!



Paul Di'Anno captured doing an amazing freestyle version of Killers. I have those new Black Sabbath Remasters that have Ozzy freesyling lyrics. I'm getting fascinated with this idea. I think that the world is ready for this now. If anyone would be kind enough to transcribe this for me I would be totally into it. I will send you a free button of your choice, and a free "Bang Your Head, or I'll Rip it Off" Button.

April 19, 2010

April 15, 2010

April 10, 2010

CARPEDUKE - "Sodom & Gomorrah"

I watched this about nine times in a row, trying to comprehend what I was seeing, and hearing.

April 7, 2010

Book Review: That New Hellhammer Book







Review: Just buy it, poser! Stop being so damn cheap! This is a MUST HAVE, YOU NERD! First, it is larger than an American textbook, and it is HARD COVER. You can pick it up totally cheap at Amazon, you cheap bastard. That's what I did. I pre-ordered it, and It came to my greasy, grubby hands yesterday. Tons of pictures, and tons of words for you to be reading from it. When this sells out, you KNOW it's going to be on eBay, going for mad loot. Shoot, I should by a few more copies as an investment. This is gold, don't sleep on this, you punk. (BTW, I'm not doing any of that Amazon advertising click through bullshit FYI, FOAD) Check out some of the pix HERE, if you won't take my word for it.

Not Metal Church, Heavy Metal Church

"... With rosaries made of chains, and a denim lined Bibles ...

April 1, 2010

Metal Style! Caught in the Act of Being METAL!


Metal Style! Every day people, just like yourself, caught in the Act of ... well... just being METAL!

DO...

This!

DO...

Awesome "Club Camo" ... He's blending into his surroundings. and when the time is right... HE STRIKES!

DO...

Rocking it Macho Man style ... ohhh yeaaaaah!

DO...

"Which fist do you choose, that I will beat your ass with?"

DON'T...

Kvlt!

DO...

Bad Ass!

DO...

Two "Fuck You" beats "Rock"

DON'T...

It's OK if you two break the oath. We don't care.

DON'T...

Wherest thine gobblet of meade, to wash down thine Hot Pocket?

Hevisaurus - My New Favorite Metal Band

You can thank bands like Gwar, Slipknot, Kiss, Coq Roq, and every Black Metal band for Hevisaurus. Rumored band members include (former?) members of Dio's band and Sonata Arctica(?) Consider this a Heavy Metal version of Hip Hop Harry. I imagine that the band that recorded the music does not actually get into these sweaty smelly rubber suits and play to the kids. I'm sure that these are amusement park actors and/or furry fetishists, hired for scale wages.... Whoa! Strike that last statement! I see in one of the photos below, that the guitar players fingers are poking out of his/her costume! Here is their MySpace Page, but I can not figure out how to "friend" these fuckers!


Hey kid! Did ya know I used to be in "DIO" ?


Throw up the HORNS!


Praise Set!


Can you see the "Godzilla Screens" in their necks? I can.


"Any one here over 18? ... anyone?", "...pssst... MILF at 2 o'Clock!"


INTO THE PIT!!!!!!


Jesus Christ! He's shredding!




Isn't this just KISS "Heaven's on Fire"?


The Creepy Metal Ballad...