Review: Just buy it, poser! Stop being so damn cheap! This is a MUST HAVE, YOU NERD! First, it is larger than an American textbook, and it is HARD COVER. You can pick it up totally cheap at Amazon, you cheap bastard. That's what I did. I pre-ordered it, and It came to my greasy, grubby hands yesterday. Tons of pictures, and tons of words for you to be reading from it. When this sells out, you KNOW it's going to be on eBay, going for mad loot. Shoot, I should by a few more copies as an investment. This is gold, don't sleep on this, you punk. (BTW, I'm not doing any of that Amazon advertising click through bullshit FYI, FOAD) Check out some of the pix HERE, if you won't take my word for it.
You can thank bands like Gwar, Slipknot, Kiss, Coq Roq, and every Black Metal band for Hevisaurus. Rumored band members include (former?) members of Dio's band and Sonata Arctica(?) Consider this a Heavy Metal version of Hip Hop Harry. I imagine that the band that recorded the music does not actually get into these sweaty smelly rubber suits and play to the kids. I'm sure that these are amusement park actors and/or furry fetishists, hired for scale wages.... Whoa! Strike that last statement! I see in one of the photos below, that the guitar players fingers are poking out of his/her costume! Here is their MySpace Page, but I can not figure out how to "friend" these fuckers!
Hey kid! Did ya know I used to be in "DIO" ?
Throw up the HORNS!
Can you see the "Godzilla Screens" in their necks? I can.
"Any one here over 18? ... anyone?", "...pssst... MILF at 2 o'Clock!"