HEAVY METAL MELTDOWN - PINBALL BLACK WIZARD

My Little Thrash Metal Dude!

Found on Karin Hagen's Flickr

Heavy Metal Parking Lot - Now on Hulu

Direct Link to HULU

How to Break into Heavy Metal

Vintage Mail Order Metal Gear!

CARPEDUKE - "Sodom & Gomorrah"

I watched this about nine times in a row, trying to comprehend what I was seeing, and hearing.

Book Review: That New Hellhammer Book

Review: Just buy it, poser! Stop being so damn cheap! This is a MUST HAVE, YOU NERD! First, it is larger than an American textbook, and it is HARD COVER. You can pick it up totally cheap at Amazon, you cheap bastard. That's what I did. I pre-ordered it, and It came to my greasy, grubby hands yesterday. Tons of pictures, and tons of words for you to be reading from it. When this sells out, you KNOW it's going to be on eBay, going for mad loot. Shoot, I should by a few more copies as an investment. This is gold, don't sleep on this, you punk. (BTW, I'm not doing any of that Amazon advertising click through bullshit FYI, FOAD) Check out some of the pix HERE, if you won't take my word for it.

Not Metal Church, Heavy Metal Church

"... With rosaries made of chains, and a denim lined Bibles ...

Metal Style! Caught in the Act of Being METAL!

Metal Style! Every day people, just like yourself, caught in the Act of ... well... just being METAL!

DO...

This!

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Awesome "Club Camo" ... He's blending into his surroundings. and when the time is right... HE STRIKES!

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Rocking it Macho Man style ... ohhh yeaaaaah!

DO...

"Which fist do you choose, that I will beat your ass with?"

DON'T...

Kvlt!

DO...

Bad Ass!

DO...

Two "Fuck You" beats "Rock"

DON'T...

It's OK if you two break the oath. We don't care.

DON'T...

Wherest thine gobblet of meade, to wash down thine Hot Pocket?

Hevisaurus - My New Favorite Metal Band

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